Intense times: What’s up with the stars these days?

Cats: starwatch|

Sudden deaths of a myriad of celebrities, revolutions in Iran and Honduras, what is going on?

Well a lot, astrology-wise. There is a lot of intense, really rare energy this summer: the alignment of Neptune, Chiron, and Jupiter (so rare wont happen again until 2239), a series of eclipses in a new eclipse cycle (eclipses often mean random freak events or accidents up to a month before the event: MJ has both the rare conjunction and the eclipses hitting his house of health), the nodes are shifting signs, plus there is a Black Moon (normally there is only one New Moon and one Full Moon per sign per month; this month there are two New Moons in Cancer), to end it all off Saturn and Uranus are gearing up for another exact opposition (this leads to the upset of the status quo, revolution, change …Iran, Honduras)

The first 5 months of 2009 were so stagnant , just this lethargic, stuck energy and now things are moving at warped speed. I said it last month, that 2009 really starts in June; get ready for the ride.



Michael Jackson: Saturn exactly conjunct natal Ceres in Virgo amid reports of weight loss

Cats: popwatch|

Yesterday, transitting Saturn was exactly conjunct Michael Jackson’s natal Ceres. People.com is reporting that people have been shocked in recent weeks by Michael’s extreme thinness. When Saturn transits a sign, weight loss is favored, and it can be very easy to lose too much, if one is already thin. Ceres is an asteroid that rules the harvest and diet. Virgo, too, rules diet and health issues related to diet

Saturn’s exact transit over this critical point could have exasperated effects of deficient nutrition or other eating disorders. If Michael was dieting while also working out to get in shape for his upcoming tour, the combined effects may have depleted his system.

Moreover, with the present Neptune, Jupiter, Chiron conjunction in Michael’s solar 6th house of health, any misuse of medication or neglection of health problems could have suddenly spiralled out of control. A combination of drugs and a system weakened by poor nutrition could be a possibility.



Virgos (and Virgo ascendants) take heed of Michael Jackson

Cats: popwatch, starwatch|

Right now there is a very rare conjunction of Neptune, Chiron and Jupiter in Virgo’s sixth house of health. This planetary configuration is so rare it will not take place again until 2239. Virgos have a tendency to be gluttons for self-punishment. Their need for control can make them push their body to extremes, and their strong minds can make them create intellectual excuses for not listening to the body’s subtle signals.

Neptune is the planet of delusion and can make things very vague. There are many Virgos out there that may have been suffering from mystery ailments for the past decade or so. Whatever you do (Virgo I am talking to you), do not pass off symptoms as psychosomatic or think you can overcome things on your own. Get things checked out by doctors, as at this time you may finally make a breakthrough on treatment or diagnosis. If you refuse to seek a medical advice, things may suddenly spiral out of control. So get lots of rest and eat well, and as Virgo rules the nerves, try to destress your life and find a moment of Zen in your daily life.

The above also holds true for Virgo Ascendants.



The May Horoscopes are up!

Cats: horoscopes|

I just published the May horoscopes at astrologydetective.com Enjoy!



A reminder to those who place an order….

Cats: art and literature|

Please make sure you put my email address: michelle at astrologydetective dot com on your anti-spam list or in your address book; if not I may not be able to get you your order. Spam features are really strong these days, esp on hotmail accounts or accounts provided by ISP providers.

Today, a certain Taurus with an earthlink.net email addy placed an ebook order, which I can’t fulfill because all my emails keep bouncing back to me; so if this you, please contact me with an alternate address.

Will they ever declare a winner in the Franken / Coleman Senate race?

Cats: electionwatch, newswatch|

The November 2008 US elections took place during a Mercury Retrograde period, promising confusion, mix-ups and vague results, as was the case in the still on-going Franken / Coleman Senate race in Minnesota.

Lots of times confused issues that arise during a Merc retro period are resolved during a subsequent Merc retro period / shadow period. Mercury enters its shadow period on April 22nd, before going completely retro on May 7. Merc turns direct on June 1st, and exits the shadow around June 15th.

We can look to this period for a decision to finally be made and winner to be declared, although there may still be hiccups in the future, and the power of the Senator selected (looks to be Franken) may be weakened during this term.

BTW, what happened to those hippie flower children that made them end up as such hateful, conservative, moneyloving b’strds? Norm Coleman’s year book pic was pretty hot!



The imminent demise of socialised media: How writing went from low-paying to no-paying

Cats: newswatch, popwatch|

There has been lots of recent talk in the past week or so over media content on the internet: payment, profit, and rights. Just how long can media producers produce and endless stream of content without being paid? It’s easy to say people like the Associated Press are greedy bastards, but if they and the other big boys go down, just where will bloggers get their ideas to blog about. Also how long can bloggers and other small sites stay around without getting any profit. We have all, from the big boys to the small sites, drank the Kool-Aid…build up and drive traffic to your site by giving out great content, and then, and then….There was this hope that some great advertising model would come along that would work the way it worked for print publications. It has failed to appear, and most of us are stuck with these lame google ads, and their “top secret” payment policy. Google refuses to tell people that run their ads their payment scheme, and it is in constant flux. For example, my site traffic has tripled, yet my google ad revenue has flat lined. How is that possible, especially for the ads I am running that are paid per view (not click)?

Socialism is an economic model where everyone contributes and shares what they have. Your labor in your sector guarantees you a roof over your head, and your share of what other people in other sectors produce…a kind of massive swap meet. The current internet media model is not even socialism, as content is generated for absolutely no profit — other than ego profit — to the producer. Unfortunately, visitors to a blog or site, see you as a business, even though they are not paying or contributing anything, and demand a certain level of service. There is a theory in capitalism that the customer is always right. This is because they are paying and money talks. In the internet world, customers have grown use to this level of customer service and make unforgiving demands on the producers of free internet content. There is no “thanks for sharing when you can” instead you get bitchy emails from non-paying “customers” demanding top-level services and writing for free. This is just not a sustainable system.

Writing is a profession that went from low-paying to no-paying. There used to be two avenues for the literary-minded. The low-rent, yet idealistic, path of journalism, and the sell-out superhighway of advertising. Journalism jobs are disappearing to be replaced by blogging and websites. After many years work of driving up traffic, however, many web-writers are wondering when, and how, is profit ever possible? What will happen to our writers?

I, myself, have been writing very long, in-depth horoscope columns on-and-off since 2005. I write approximately 8,000 words over 12 signs and the overview each month. To put this in perspective, a novel is defined as a work with minimum of 40,000 words. So I am writing about one-fifth of a novel a month as free content (this is not counting my blogs and tweets). This is a significant amount of writing for no financial gain. Sometimes, as recently, I can’t post them because life issues get in the way. What’s worse is that people (non-paying people) have come to expect this high-level of writing as a given, and send me hate mail when my horoscopes either don’t run, are late or are shorter than the norm. This makes me wonder what is the point, I feel my work is just taken for granted. It’s free, and if you can’t keep up, people hate on you instead of cutting you some slack, and being grateful for when you can give. This is the reason I didn’t post the scopes this month. I wrote them, but didn’t feel like sharing them anymore, if all I get is abuse.

I, like so many others, now have to experiment with a new business model or simply stop offering free content. I have reached the point lately that I can’t keep it where I spend so much time writing free horoscopes, that I am actually putting off PAID work. There will still be some form of free horoscopes, but they will not be nearly as long or involved. It is the only way I can keep the site going. I wish I had the time and money and energy to give it all away for free, but I just can’t. Would you?

Now what is creating this mass shift in consciousness in regards to the internet?

The internet and technology is ruled by Aquarius, and is having its first Jupiter return since it entered into everyday use back in the mid-90s. Jupiter takes about 13 years to go around the zodiac, and we are entering Chapter Two in just how the internet will function and keep going. Presently, Jupiter is conjunctiing Chiron and Neptune, making people wake up to patterns of delusional behaviour in a big way. Neptune can also bring up feelings of fear over the vague unknown, and Jupiter can be feeding this paranoia. Many sites are realising that traffic is not the gravy train it was promised to be and fearing future failure unless they can start generating some type of viable income to help them earn a living. Chiron is the cold coffee forcing content producers to realise that they can’t keep burying their heads in the sand; there will be no magical cash cow coming there way. This is universal (Aquarius) and cuts all providers, from the small to the big, the same way, and all are having the same problems. This will continue throughout 2009 to be big news, especially around May 28th when Jupiter is exactly conjunct both Neptune and Chiron, as well as July 10th and December 21st with Jupiter conjunct Neptune with Chiron nearby.

A new economic model that is viable should appear in 2011 and be fully-implemented and running by early 2012 when Neptune leaves Aquarius for good.



Twitter and the evolution of language

Cats: popwatch|

I find I have two types of friends, those that hate twitter but love facebook, and those that love twitter but don’t use facebook as much. I also find that my friends who are more literary-minded to be solidly in the twitter camp. Facebook is a bit like hanging out in reality, you talk as you would consversationally, but Twitter’s restriction of 140 characters makes you hyper-aware of the language you use, and it’s great fun to toy around with sound, alliteration, spelling and punctuation. Geeky lit things that non-writers just don’t find too amusing.

In fact, twitter is giving birth to an entire plethora of new genres - from Twitter Haiku to Twitter short stories (yes, a short story in 140 characters). It also forces its users to rethink the “rules” of language, thereby allowing it to be much more fluid.

English is such an amazingly versatile and adaptable language - kind of like linguistic Play-Doh, it is the perfect vehicle for use on Twitter. It’s also short, direct and punchy. I just can’t imagine some languages like French, with it’s long words, passive structures, anal grammar policies, and fearful, super-perfectionistic users, working too well. It would be interesting to see which language areas around the world take to Twitter, and where it falls behind.

For more on the various literary genres being inspired by Twitter, check out:
http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2009/02/08/all_a_twitter/



April Twitterscopes are up!

Cats: horoscopes|

I have experimented with horoscopes in the twitter format this month. Just 140 characters a sign!

You can view them at: Twitter.com/astrodetective.

You don’t need to have a twitter account to read them



Madonna’s Adoption Denied: Transitting Ceres and Motherhood

Cats: popwatch|

Madonna’s bid to adopt a little girl from Malawi was just denied - poor Mercy James, the 5th Beatle of the Madonna Family. Ceres, the asteroid that rules nurturing and motherhood is currently retrograde and conjunct Madonna’s Natal Pluto in the 12th house.

The 12th house rules our dreams and inner-most motivating desires, as well as endings and letting go. Pluto represents control issues. The fact that transitting Ceres is hitting this point today, indicates the loss of some type of dream concerning motherhood.

Ceres will be passing over this point again in May. After Ceres passes Madonna’s ascendant later this Spring, there may be a second chance for Madonna to adopt, or to somehow reinvent her approach to motherhood and start a new cycle, especially in June when Ceres conjuncts her Natal Ceres / Moon conjunction. No matter what else, motherhood is fundamental to her identity, and she probably does make quite a caring mother behind the scenes.



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