This Sarah Palin saga is better than a telenovella, she’s some kind of white valley trash Alexis Carrington….or better yet, Sammy Jo. I hope her birth time becomes available soon. Are birth certificates public record in Alaska? I am normally not into politics, but this is just so Peyton Place. Small town scandals are the best. You get so jaded in the big city where anything goes….Read on to the end to see what major transits this little lady with a Big Life is undergoing at this time, but first the cast of characters.

So Palin’s oldest son Track, named after the sport of “Track and Field”, was born on April 20, 1989. Palin and her husband, part Yupik Eskimo champion snow-machine (is that like a zomboni?) racer with a DUI bust and no college education, suddenly eloped on August 29, 1988. Was Track born on time?

Then there’s Daughter Bristol, who was out of school for five months with mono, better known as the kissing disease. It is during this educational sabbatical that this current baby was conceived. Hard to believe she had the spunk to be so frisky with this highly contagious and sleep-inducing disease. Did her true love Levi also come down with this illness? Who sleeps knowingly with someone who has mono? Could Sarah, who did not look physically pregnant during the birth of her infant son, truly be masquerading as the mother of a former Bristol/Levi creation? Tune in next week….

I love too how her sister’s ex tasered her sister’s son from a previous relationship (at the son’s request), drank beer in the squad car, and threatened to kill the Palin patriarch. When it seemed like Sarah P was to be subpoena’d in the custody procedings, they allegedly tried to get him fired. Palin more openly fired the Librarian of Wassila after she was elected mayor, for not having supported her.

Even more disturbing, the maybe future VP of the USA, who should be Proud to Be an American, is a former member of the Alaskan Independence Party, which wants Alaska to secede from the union. Although she hasn’t been a member since before she was mayor, she did record a greeting for that party’s 2008 convention stating that Alaska has “a great promise to be a self-sufficient state.” I thought the slogan was “Country First”. Could this all be some part of a major plot to take down the union – perhaps neighbouring Russia is secretly arming the Alaskan National Guard, of which Palin is commander in chief, to invade the lower 48?

It’s totally Twin Peaks. I am just wondering where the Log Lady fits in…..The log has seen all, knows the answers to all the secrets….

Palin is currently undergoing a transit of Neptune conjunct her Sun (with her Mars and Saturn soon following). She also is having Saturn conjunct her natal Uranus/Pluto conjunction – ouch! Any one of these transits on its own would be slightly painful, but together they are going to put Sarah Palin on the fast track to spiritual enlightenment, which is a lovely euphemism for a trip through hell. When Neptune conjuncts the Sun there can be a profound dissolution of the ego, and even a bit of an identity crisis. There can be the feeling of being having your entire identity dissolve, leaving one profoundly physically and psychologically drained. The Saturn conjunction of her Uranus and Pluto can be a time of chickens coming home to roost. If she has had a free ride for a while, it may be payback time.

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