Neptune transits are where nightmares and dreams meet and can warp into some strange new reality.

Sarah “Sammy Jo” Palin has been having Neptune transits a-go-go the past few years, and for a good few to come. As I said before, she has a relatively simple chart, with not many major transits, the biggie configuration in her chart is her Sun/Mars/Saturn conjunction square Neptune which is currently (and slowly) being hit by Neptune and Chiron. In the recent past, she has been undergoing a Neptune square her natal Neptune, as well. When you have a chart where most of your energy is concentrated in one section, you can go for relatively long stretches of harmony but when it rains it pours.

So the drama unfolds another day and we get to meet the inlaws. Some people play fantasy football, but in my girlie brain I prefer Fantasy Inaugural Ball. The Palin crew will add a dash of Cinderella charm to these normally stodgy affairs. Heck, they probably will arrive in carved out pumpkins; they grow them big these days due to genetic modification. Horse-drawn carriages provided by nepotistic fairy godmothers are so elitist, anyhow.

So first we have daughter Bristol’s new soon-to-be hubby, Levi, which will make him Sammy Jo’s “dude-in-law” I guess. According to his Myspace page, his hobbies are “fukcing chilling”. (Hey, I like to chill, too!). Sporting the necessary mullet, he describes himself as a “fukcing redneck” and says if anyone messes with him, he will “kick a$%” Watch out Obama! He also is quite the fashionable young man, preferring to wear baseball caps at strange angles on his head, perfect attire for the maverick Inaugural Ball.

Palin, mère, enjoys hunting animals from a plane, while the younger generation, as seen in the above photo of Levi and friend recreating a scene from Deliverance (or is it Natural Born Killers?), just uses handguns - those kooky kids! At least they do not have access to condoms, heaven forbid!

Pic two below shows Levi’s sister posing next to Bristol. She will not even have to bother to sew a new dress for the Inaugural Ball, this one is perfection.

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